Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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