i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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