I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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