Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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