Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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