FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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