He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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