She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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