She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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