He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
