Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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