i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
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That's how twitter works, right?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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