gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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