It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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