This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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