why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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