Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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