Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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