Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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