At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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