so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
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Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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