...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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