Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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