he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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