we have pet lesbian snakes
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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