I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize