No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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