thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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