The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
time to smoke my breakfast
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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