I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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