How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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