with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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