If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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