I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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