obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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