...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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