brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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