So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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