I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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