every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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