At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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