so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
worst night to have a conscience
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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