Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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