yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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