ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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