I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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