It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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