the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
How's work?
Spinning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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