Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
