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Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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