You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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